tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post1001643968751372929..comments2023-09-18T04:45:52.991-07:00Comments on Ask the Scientologist: Scientology and HumorJust Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00700571144527474381noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-35916275048453157612014-07-03T00:20:14.910-07:002014-07-03T00:20:14.910-07:00I found a German website about cults (mainly Scien...I found a German website about cults (mainly Scientology) in which a guy describes 1 year (must have been 2) he had with a scientologist woman. VERY interesting report. Here's the link but warning, it's all in German...<br />http://www.destruktive-gruppen-erkennen.com/Mein_Jahr_mit_einer_Scientologin.html<br /><br /><br />ANYWAY... here's the joke he made to his Scientologist girlfriend.<br />She: My IQ is 135.<br />He: Mine is just above room temperature.<br /><br />In his report he writes that his girlfriend freaked out about the joke - in a bad way!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-54686061657861426372011-06-02T20:25:10.044-07:002011-06-02T20:25:10.044-07:00I Googled “Scientologist humor,” and got “What? Is...I Googled “Scientologist humor,” and got “What? Is this some kind of a joke?”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-58471969998998316442010-07-22T00:48:21.338-07:002010-07-22T00:48:21.338-07:00Great post. I've always thought that Scientolo...Great post. I've always thought that Scientology's humor impaired outlook was its Achille's heel. It's why I thought the best way to take a swipe at them was by letting Hubbard be heard in his own words in my videos "What's The Matter With You Hat?" <br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iy0HMrRcYs&feature=player_embedded <br /><br />and "Space Station 33" <br /><br />http://vimeo.com/1227000. <br /><br />I could never make up the Obscene Dog or the Fifth Invader Force . . . <br /><br />Your site is an amazing resource, keep up the great work.Artoo45https://www.blogger.com/profile/14300348322780544335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-31789099895798398492010-07-08T21:12:17.748-07:002010-07-08T21:12:17.748-07:00Back in the 70's when I was in Scientology I h...Back in the 70's when I was in Scientology I heard a good joke about three Scientologist that went to a restaurant. One Scientologist was a comm. course grad. One was a class V auditor and the other was OT 3. The waiter seemed to be ignoring them so after a number of minutes:<br /><br />OT 3: "With all of the auditing that I have had, I can use my powers to mentally bring the waiter to us." <br />The OT 3 gave it all he had but it had no effect.<br /><br />CLASS V: "With all of the training I have had I can bring the waiter with my superior intention." <br />After trying for some time the waiter still ignored them.<br /><br />Comm. Course Grad: "Let me try!". <br />The others scoffed.<br />Comm. Course Grad: "Hey waiter!" <br />The waiter was there in in an instant!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-3828209089353714512010-07-08T18:16:21.061-07:002010-07-08T18:16:21.061-07:00LRH, in an ironic contrast to the "Jokers and...LRH, in an ironic contrast to the "Jokers and Degraders" issue, made the following statement in the introduction of Volume One of Mission Earth:<br /><br />". . . the targets of satire are always the last to laugh. Due to various personal reasons, they cannot see the joke. But satire is not written for them. It is written for others so that, like the fable, they can see that the "emperor has no clothes."Just Brucenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-39825216281613843152010-07-07T17:10:02.970-07:002010-07-07T17:10:02.970-07:00Thanks, yes, that's the "Jokers and Degra...Thanks, yes, that's the "Jokers and Degraders" issue.Just Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00700571144527474381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-52837758435888126662010-07-07T11:04:03.609-07:002010-07-07T11:04:03.609-07:00HCO BULLETIN OF 5 FEBRUARY 1977:
http://www.suppr...HCO BULLETIN OF 5 FEBRUARY 1977: <br />http://www.suppressiveperson.org/sp/archives/319Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-44918060193865525682010-07-05T11:59:34.663-07:002010-07-05T11:59:34.663-07:00Ooooh...! So THAT's what happened... ~*~*~*~ ...Ooooh...! So THAT's what happened... ~*~*~*~ :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-85306108641053644212010-07-05T08:46:12.872-07:002010-07-05T08:46:12.872-07:00Anonymous works, and it helps people.Anonymous works, and it helps people.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-80567821112268374002010-07-05T06:39:03.885-07:002010-07-05T06:39:03.885-07:00Bill, back in 1976 it was declared that Mexico was...Bill, back in 1976 it was declared that Mexico was the first Clear Country of the UNIVERSE! Nothing less!<br />Current reality amounts for such an accomplishment!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-53811845883870243212010-07-04T23:21:02.830-07:002010-07-04T23:21:02.830-07:00Boy, Bill - is that ever true. I really suppressed...Boy, Bill - is that ever true. I really suppressed my sense of humor while I was in Scientology. I never wanted to be considered a "joker and degrader", so I just kept my mouth shut - well, most of the time anyway.<br /><br />By the way - here's a good one I heard some years ago:<br /><br />Q: How does a Jewish mother give a locational?<br /><br />A: "Just look at yourself!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18228769545767943992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-43161641134200813192010-07-04T18:36:01.117-07:002010-07-04T18:36:01.117-07:00There's no need to change it! It works perfec...There's no need to change it! It works perfectly, is 100% effective and is constantly expanding to boot!<br /><br />Your perception that it's not working is a result of brainwashing by psychiatrists, and your misunderstanding the words "light" and "dark"!<br /><br />It works perfectly for me! And anyway, Scientology has given me increased abilities that allow me to see in the dark... Hello? Are you still there?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-41602163760368495362010-07-04T15:59:36.225-07:002010-07-04T15:59:36.225-07:00Just Bill, cut us a little slack here...
With ...Just Bill, cut us a little slack here...<br /><br />With 'the whole agonized future of this planet, every man, woman and child on it, and my own destiny for the next endless trillions of years' weighing down on me, it was really difficult to even consider such silly things as humor, let alone be able to get enough air to even attempt a laugh.Just Brucenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588150109003847843.post-67447429077768834502010-07-04T15:07:50.389-07:002010-07-04T15:07:50.389-07:00Terrific article!Terrific article!Mary McConnellhttp://free-from-scientology.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com