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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Bring on the OTs!

If ever the Church of Scientology needed OTs, it is now.

OTs, "Operating Thetans", are superior beings with the power to control, create and/or destroy matter, energy, space and time.

Hubbard and Scientology have been claiming they can produce OTs since 1954. Ever since these early days, Hubbard spoke of some very advanced techniques, and the amazing results to be obtained. This is what the Church of Scientology is selling. According to the church, every step a Scientologist takes on "The Bridge to Total Freedom" makes them "more OT".

Given how many people have spent so much money, time and effort in traveling up "The Bridge", isn't it safe to assume that there are millions of "more OT" people out there? Surely some of them are still in Scientology.

And, OT VIII, announced as the "first true OT level", was released quite a few years ago. Since then, hundreds of people have actually completed that level. I'm sure a number of OT VIIIs are still in Scientology.

So, I'm calling on all OTs to come to the aid of the Church of Scientology!

The church needs you desperately!

It is obvious that the church is not doing well. The veil of secrecy has become quite tattered. The secrets of the church are being exposed to view, not only the secret OT data, but also management screwups, falling numbers, reports of abuses and worse. These are all significant signs of weakness, uncertainty, miscalculation, poor planning, flawed execution and general incompetence.

Obviously, Miscavige must be busy working on his next big event presentation, and cannot pay attention to general church management. And it is equally obvious to all, that no OTs have been involved in church management for years. After all, OTs are described as much more capable than anything exhibited by the church.

So, it looks like all the Scientology OTs have been taking a break. Perhaps they have been out playing with their new abilities.

But, break time is over. Now the Church of Scientology needs you. If you are OT, your super-powers are needed urgently by the church. The incompetence, weakness, errors, abuses, poor planning and flawed execution by the church have got to be fixed.

Since Scientology has long said it can create OTs, and since the church has moved many, many people through these "OT Levels", we know that all these OTs must exist.

It is time for all the OTs to step forward and be recognized. All you OTs need to use your OT powers to help your church. You don't even need to leave your homes. Just patch up the failing parts, shore up the sagging management, smite those who would dare expose the church's faults! Do your OT thing, today!

Just one single OT, being really "OT", could turn the whole thing around. I'm not kidding. That's all it would take, just one. This is what the Church of Scientology is all about, this is what so many people have sacrificed so much for: The making of OTs. So bring them on!


  1. Bill, Bill, Bill you are glib. Don't you get it, the OTs are to busy taking care of things. Making sure all the cos building are in perfect shape. Brightening the lives of all those around them who are not OT yet. Waging the war against psychologists, and preparing for that final battle to save the earth from the alien invaders. Who by the way the psychologists are already in contact with, they just do not know that we know. (Ha ha ha)
    Wait, that battle was suppose to have happened during Ron's lifetime. Umm Maybe David is right, maybe Ron was stupid. I mean, if he got that date wrong, what else could he have been wrong about? Wait, I can not think that way, Ron was/is perfect and I am sure there is a reason. I just have not thought of it yet.

  2. Hey frogger!

    Obviously, you're thinking too much. Doesn't do to think, you know. LOL!

    Thanks for your addition. I'm glad to know all the OTs are busy doing good things!

    You know, your comment made me think (oops, thinking!). The reason we never see OTs doing anything is that they're all sitting at home, doing all the important work via their "OT powers". That's why we can never actually see any doing anything!!

  3. OK. I guess "Bring on the OTs!" was a tough post. Let's cut back the gradient.

    Bring on the PTS/SP Course graduates!

    (PTS: Potential Trouble Source: Someone connected to an SP.
    SP: Suppressive Person: Someone who opposes Scientology World Domination)

    Almost all Scientologists have completed the PTS/SP Course. They can now "Handle and Shatter Suppression".

    So, come on! Where are you guys?

    But wait! You all studied the material. You are supposed to be able to recognize a Suppressive Person. Are you looking in the right direction? Are you looking at real facts and not "PR"?

    Maybe you're having trouble "handling Suppressives" because you're not actually looking at the right person.



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