Bring on the OTs!

If ever the Church of Scientology needed OTs, it is now.

OTs, "Operating Thetans", are superior beings with the power to control, create and/or destroy matter, energy, space and time.

Hubbard and Scientology have been claiming they can produce OTs since 1954. Ever since these early days, Hubbard spoke of some very advanced techniques, and the amazing results to be obtained. This is what the Church of Scientology is selling. According to the church, every step a Scientologist takes on "The Bridge to Total Freedom" makes them "more OT".

Given how many people have spent so much money, time and effort in traveling up "The Bridge", isn't it safe to assume that there are millions of "more OT" people out there? Surely some of them are still in Scientology.

And, OT VIII, announced as the "first true OT level", was released quite a few years ago. Since then, hundreds of people have actually completed that level. I'm sure a number of OT VIIIs are still in Scientology.

So, I'm calling on all OTs to come to the aid of the Church of Scientology!

The church needs you desperately!

It is obvious that the church is not doing well. The veil of secrecy has become quite tattered. The secrets of the church are being exposed to view, not only the secret OT data, but also management screwups, falling numbers, reports of abuses and worse. These are all significant signs of weakness, uncertainty, miscalculation, poor planning, flawed execution and general incompetence.

Obviously, Miscavige must be busy working on his next big event presentation, and cannot pay attention to general church management. And it is equally obvious to all, that no OTs have been involved in church management for years. After all, OTs are described as much more capable than anything exhibited by the church.

So, it looks like all the Scientology OTs have been taking a break. Perhaps they have been out playing with their new abilities.

But, break time is over. Now the Church of Scientology needs you. If you are OT, your super-powers are needed urgently by the church. The incompetence, weakness, errors, abuses, poor planning and flawed execution by the church have got to be fixed.

Since Scientology has long said it can create OTs, and since the church has moved many, many people through these "OT Levels", we know that all these OTs must exist.

It is time for all the OTs to step forward and be recognized. All you OTs need to use your OT powers to help your church. You don't even need to leave your homes. Just patch up the failing parts, shore up the sagging management, smite those who would dare expose the church's faults! Do your OT thing, today!

Just one single OT, being really "OT", could turn the whole thing around. I'm not kidding. That's all it would take, just one. This is what the Church of Scientology is all about, this is what so many people have sacrificed so much for: The making of OTs. So bring them on!
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